Tuesday, February 28, 2006

from the wires...:

Le Moyne College/Zogby Poll shows just one in five troops want to heed Bush call to stay "as long as they are needed"

  • While 58% say mission is clear, 42% say U.S. role is hazy
  • Plurality believes Iraqi insurgents are mostly homegrown
  • Almost 90% think war is retaliation for Saddam's role in 9/11, most don't blame Iraqi public for insurgent attacks
  • Majority of troops oppose use of harsh prisoner interrogation
  • Plurality of troops pleased with their armor and equipment

    An overwhelming majority of 72% of American troops serving in Iraq think the U.S. should exit the country within the next year, and nearly one in four say the troops should leave immediately, a new Le Moyne College/Zogby International survey shows.

    The poll, conducted in conjunction with Le Moyne College's Center for Peace and Global Studies, showed that 29% of the respondents, serving in various branches of the armed forces, said the U.S. should leave Iraq "immediately," while another 22% said they should leave in the next six months. Another 21% said troops should be out between six and 12 months, while 23% said they should stay "as long as they are needed."

    Different branches had quite different sentiments on the question, the poll shows. While 89% of reserves and 82% of those in the National Guard said the U.S. should leave Iraq within a year, 58% of Marines think so. Seven in ten of those in the regular Army thought the U.S. should leave Iraq in the next year. Moreover, about three-quarters of those in National Guard and Reserve units favor withdrawal within six months, just 15% of Marines felt that way. About half of those in the regular Army favored withdrawal from Iraq in the next six months.

    The troops have drawn different conclusions about fellow citizens back home. Asked why they think some Americans favor rapid U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq, 37% of troops serving there said those Americans are unpatriotic, while 20% believe people back home don't believe a continued occupation will work. Another 16% said they believe those favoring a quick withdrawal do so because they oppose the use of the military in a pre-emptive war, while 15% said they do not believe those Americans understand the need for the U.S. troops in Iraq.

    The wide-ranging poll also shows that 58% of those serving in country say the U.S. mission in Iraq is clear in their minds, while 42% said it is either somewhat or very unclear to them, that they have no understanding of it at all, or are unsure. While 85% said the U.S. mission is mainly "to retaliate for Saddam's role in the 9-11 attacks," 77% said they also believe the main or a major reason for the war was "to stop Saddam from protecting al Qaeda in Iraq."

    "Ninety-three percent said that removing weapons of mass destruction is not a reason for U.S. troops being there," said Pollster John Zogby, President and CEO of Zogby International. "Instead, that initial rationale went by the wayside and, in the minds of 68% of the troops, the real mission became to remove Saddam Hussein." Just 24% said that "establishing a democracy that can be a model for the Arab World" was the main or a major reason for the war. Only small percentages see the mission there as securing oil supplies (11%) or to provide long-term bases for US troops in the region (6%).

    The continuing insurgent attacks have not turned U.S. troops against the Iraqi population, the survey shows. More than 80% said they did not hold a negative view of Iraqis because of those attacks. About two in five see the insurgency as being comprised of discontented Sunnis with very few non-Iraqi helpers. "There appears to be confusion on this," Zogby said. But, he noted, less than a third think that if non-Iraqi terrorists could be prevented from crossing the border into Iraq, the insurgency would end. A majority of troops (53%) said the U.S. should double both the number of troops and bombing missions in order to control the insurgency.

    The survey shows that most U.S. military personnel in-country have a clear sense of right and wrong when it comes to using banned weapons against the enemy, and in interrogation of prisoners. Four in five said they oppose the use of such internationally banned weapons as napalm and white phosphorous. And, even as more photos of prisoner abuse in Iraq surface around the world, 55% said it is not appropriate or standard military conduct to use harsh and threatening methods against insurgent prisoners in order to gain information of military value.

    Three quarters of the troops had served multiple tours and had a longer exposure to the conflict: 26% were on their first tour of duty, 45% were on their second tour, and 29% were in Iraq for a third time or more.

    A majority of the troops serving in Iraq said they were satisfied with the war provisions from Washington. Just 30% of troops said they think the Department of Defense has failed to provide adequate troop protections, such as body armor, munitions, and armor plating for vehicles like HumVees. Only 35% said basic civil infrastructure in Iraq, including roads, electricity, water service, and health care, has not improved over the past year. Three of every four were male respondents, with 63% under the age of 30.

    The survey included 944 military respondents interviewed at several undisclosed locations throughout Iraq. The names of the specific locations and specific personnel who conducted the survey are being withheld for security purposes. Surveys were conducted face-to-face using random sampling techniques. The margin of error for the survey, conducted Jan. 18 through Feb. 14, 2006, is +/- 3.3 percentage points.

    Please click the link below to view the full news release with tables:
    http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=1075

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  • I'm sure that many of you have already seen this, but I couldn't resist.

    Discover your true D&D character.


    Apparently I'm a chaotic good elf bard.

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    Monday, February 27, 2006

    it's a mystery.

    Was she?!

    Wednesday, February 22, 2006

    Turn in up and sing along with Stephen Colbert.

    Monday, February 20, 2006

    gotta see this one to believe it.

    thanks to harold for the link and the giggle.

    Friday, February 17, 2006

    slogans

    "Made To Make Your Karp Water."

    Mac hacks offered poetry as alternative.

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    it's friday dammit!
    turn that shit UP!

    Thursday, February 16, 2006

    more laffs for that ass.

    q: how many old-school punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    a: you wouldn't know, because you weren't fucking there, man!

    q: how many hardcore kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    a: one to do it and three to write zines about it.

    q. how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    a. who said feminists ever changed anything?

    q: how many crusties does it take to change a lightbulb?
    a: there's change in a lightbulb?!?

    q: how many crimethinc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    a: there were six of us, and the moon was full. eating dumpstered bagels on the rooftop of that squatted church in duluth, looking out over the freight yard, i knew: we had changed more than a lightbulb that night. we'd changed the world.

    Q: how many berklee guiitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: 5.... one do do it and 4 to stand there with their arms crossed saying, "pfft i can do it faster

    q: why aren't scenesters any good at karate?
    a: they never get past the white belt.

    Q: How many indie rockers does it take to change a lightbulb.
    A: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!

    thank you ill be here all week, folks.

    Just read a really interesting Editorial in the Times about Pakistani business amid all this chaos.

    Amillionmonkeys and I were recently discussing the continuing repercussions of the Russian invasian of Afghanistan in 1979, and the US's pursuant funding of radical Islamist groups in order to oust Soviet influence. Another instance of an American strategy getting out of control, a monster we created wreaking havoc on its master.

    This is also interesting under Doomgoblin's lens (i.e. deliberate escalation-of-war-as-smokescreen for the purpose of seedy business deals, power grabs, and demonization of a people in dire straits). There is much that the US and other Western powers could do to bring about greater stability in the region (providing more economic rather than military aid), but that is not to our advantage.

    As a rule, I'm wary of the free-trade arrangements spoken of in this article, but I certainly think that a collapsing economy only exascerbates an already agitated and desperate populous.

    Wednesday, February 15, 2006

    care for a laff? how about some hilarious 'asian' tattoos? this site is pretty great and is exactly the reason why i hate kanji tattoos.

    Tuesday, February 14, 2006

    Monday, February 13, 2006

    right now, this state would probably secede if we put it to a vote.
    and after what this gov't is now up to in the mid-east, i'd change my name to Jeff Davis-Gordon Sarge. link.

    Sunday, February 12, 2006


    Good Ol' Dick......."And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good"

    Friday, February 10, 2006

    I thought that this fit some of the earlier political sentiments of jackbarners.

    Thursday, February 09, 2006

    Pribbs, China guy, what say yes we break out the bicardi limon and ESPN gamecast to ring in the season? My predictions for REDS '06: Carson Palmer out for entire career. Everyone on roster drinks potion made from Paler's brains, Barry Larkin's corn rows, and a huge pube from Sr. Chuck Hustle (have you seen what that guy is packing? Jesus...). A dash of Joe Nuxhall's Jack and Marty Brennamen's spray on old man tan and I think we've got enough baseball shaman to trance our way to the post-season. I hope Great America stocked up on the pyrotechnics and Aerosmith while preparing to change it's name to "Great Fuckin' A-merica Park." Mmm...the sweet smell of a little slap ass in the cages, horse hockey riding the pine, and steamy Popeye's shits up and down the visiting bench when the Cards come to town. Jose Oquendo to Jim Edmonds:

    J.O. "I thought my wife got that Skor Bar stain outta mis pantolones, maen."
    J.E. "She did. I just put on Tony LaRussa's reading/managing glasses and rimmed out Scott Rolen for a moldy Pez."

    Keep it Kosher in the Pepsi Zone,
    Chris "The Crappy Left-hander" Welch

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    Wait a second, you're telling me Bush appointed another underqualified, incompetent party-line shill to a policy-making position, and that this one lied about having even graduated from college?

    George C. Deutsch, the young presidential appointee at NASA who told public affairs workers to limit reporters' access to a top climate scientist and told a Web designer to add the word "theory" at every mention of the Big Bang, resigned yesterday, agency officials said.

    one thimbleful of his sweat can power 12 city blocks.

    Reds Name Krivsky New GM; Baseball Kicks Ass

    With just about a week until pitchers and catchers report, it's time to once again start thinking about how baseball is the shit to end all shits. The Reds (as I'm sure you're all thrilled to know) have revamped the front office and are ready to start laying kidney punches to the bent-over scrote-jockeys of the NL Central.

    Who's gonna bring it home this year? Who's gonna flop? How many metaphorical shits will be taken on the chests of the St. Louis Cardinals?

    Wily Mo Pena will most frequently:
    a) hit homeruns?
    b) praise christ?
    or
    c) step on a rake in such a way that the handle flies up and strikes him on the face?

    Any predictions? Any preseason prognosticating? Let's hear it, you pundits and experts!

    Oh, and also the inaugural World Baseball Classic is happening. Does anyone care? (Actually, I kind of do and it freaks me out a little.)

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    Monday, February 06, 2006



    Is the Islamization of Europe underway?
    Would U.S. solidarity with the Danish free press invite more attacks on the U.S.?
    Perhaps...

    Saturday, February 04, 2006

    !

    Friday, February 03, 2006

    to run or not to run?

    hey wait, i know some dudes there.

    THE PROBLEM WITH DEMOCRACY
    And now, horror of horrors, the Palestinians have elected the wrong party to power

    -From The Independent

    Thursday, February 02, 2006

    Sarge, you'll be happy to know that your recent post (re: Palestinian democracy) has sparked quite a few interesting conversations among our friends in the Windy City of late. To wit, as the tangent continues to unravel, my roommate just sent me this:

    We will not sell our people or principles for foreign aid
    Khalid Mish'al, head of the political bureau of Hamas

    A snippet:
    "Our message to the Israelis is this: we do not fight you because you belong to a certain faith or culture. Jews have lived in the Muslim world for 13 centuries in peace and harmony; they are in our religion "the people of the book" who have a covenant from God and His Messenger Muhammad (peace be upon him) to be respected and protected. Our conflict with you is not religious but political. We have no problem with Jews who have not attacked us - our problem is with those who came to our land, imposed themselves on us by force, destroyed our society and banished our people."

    -The Guardian

    Overheard in the hall at work today:

    "Oh no....I think the Moon is the safest place on the planet."

    No names. No Context. And then they were gone.

    Note: federal tax dollars support their curious research.

    Wednesday, February 01, 2006

    Hilarious video of RPGers

    ... "Doug is... pretty much going to hell." (11 minutes)

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

    Enjoy!

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