q: how many old-school punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: you wouldn't know, because you weren't fucking there, man!
q: how many hardcore kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: one to do it and three to write zines about it.
q. how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a. who said feminists ever changed anything?
q: how many crusties does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: there's change in a lightbulb?!?
q: how many crimethinc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: there were six of us, and the moon was full. eating dumpstered bagels on the rooftop of that squatted church in duluth, looking out over the freight yard, i knew: we had changed more than a lightbulb that night. we'd changed the world.
Q: how many berklee guiitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5.... one do do it and 4 to stand there with their arms crossed saying, "pfft i can do it faster
q: why aren't scenesters any good at karate?
a: they never get past the white belt.
Q: How many indie rockers does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!
thank you ill be here all week, folks.
posted by sean @ 2:33 PM
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