With just about a week until pitchers and catchers report, it's time to once again start thinking about how baseball is the shit to end all shits. The Reds (as I'm sure you're all thrilled to know) have revamped the front office and are ready to start laying kidney punches to the bent-over scrote-jockeys of the NL Central.
Who's gonna bring it home this year? Who's gonna flop? How many metaphorical shits will be taken on the chests of the St. Louis Cardinals?
Wily Mo Pena will most frequently:
a) hit homeruns?
b) praise christ?
or
c) step on a rake in such a way that the handle flies up and strikes him on the face?
Any predictions? Any preseason prognosticating? Let's hear it, you pundits and experts!
Oh, and also the inaugural World Baseball Classic is happening. Does anyone care? (Actually, I kind of do and it freaks me out a little.)
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posted by dan @ 12:33 AM
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