Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Labels: poetry
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Friday, November 20, 2009
here:
melt your brain with this.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
blogs of glory: november 2009 official selection
you may remember don from his thought-provoking analysis of one (of many) horrible angerblog posts-of-yore.
now, he's our official selection for this month's blog awards for this mesmerizing new entry, "likes and dislikes." a sample:
fin
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now, he's our official selection for this month's blog awards for this mesmerizing new entry, "likes and dislikes." a sample:
Likes:people who turn their house into a home the bottom line a team concept falling in love
Dislikes:iran's undying mission of violence dirty keyboards big titties stuffed inside of a little bra
fin
Labels: blogs of glory
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
who loves art?
art month rolls on!
move over picasso. it's (nsfw) valevortex, king of etsy!:
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move over picasso. it's (nsfw) valevortex, king of etsy!:
Welcome to my shop.
I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy.
VALEVORTEX
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Monday, October 12, 2009
the cincinnati beret
i, for one, am deeply offended by this.
also: who dey.
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also: who dey.
Labels: cincinnati
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Friday, October 09, 2009
juffaloes/juffalettes
pardon me, but are you familiar with the term "juffalo"? it refers to a wannabe juggalo poseur.
did you also know that my fake ass cuzin erinis a total juffalette?!?
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did you also know that my fake ass cuzin erinis a total juffalette?!?
let me ask u one question do u know what a juggalo is???????????? because im sure u dont! do u know anything? i bet u dont soo u need to either comment or call me... make sure u call the house because my cell phone went thurw the wall the other day.... so i love u and hope u diealso, don't miss the comments. because im not trying to be you..! And if i were... it'd be kinda hard being you and a whore at the same time..
Labels: juggaloes
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jesus/aragorn presents: american freedom
hey folks! by now i'm sure you've already ordered your $2500 66" x 44" print of this: an actual depiction of the founding of america at the steps of gondor by Earth's First Artist, John McNaughton! perfect for bathrooms and bedroom ceilings.
fine art connoisseurs that you are, you've probably also seen this; the plato to mcnaughton's socrates.
but you may not be aware of the great new movement of mcnaughtonism currently sweeping the nation. thusly i wonder if you've not seen this? or, most importantly, this?
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fine art connoisseurs that you are, you've probably also seen this; the plato to mcnaughton's socrates.
but you may not be aware of the great new movement of mcnaughtonism currently sweeping the nation. thusly i wonder if you've not seen this? or, most importantly, this?
Labels: fine art
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009
juggalo/furry singularity
pretty much exactly as described above.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thegreatmilenko/
All hail, Milenko the Cheetah.
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http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thegreatmilenko/
All hail, Milenko the Cheetah.
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Thursday, October 01, 2009
all hail environment science
aka paging brad martin. my girlfriend is looking into a master's program in environment science. she would like to pepper you with questions...
brad do you still check the jackblog? or does anyone have brad's email address? or does anybody still check the jackblog?
thanka you sirs
sean o'reilly.
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brad do you still check the jackblog? or does anyone have brad's email address? or does anybody still check the jackblog?
thanka you sirs
sean o'reilly.
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