from memepool to the
Ds rollerz with love:
"this morning, while joking around with my girlfriend, i referred to my "male implement" as a "wand of fucking +2," and proceeded to request that she make a saving throw against orgasm."
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the
pride of Southern Louisiana. also, Phat, Phat is one of my favorite shows to watch.
and not to jive you fobes with too many end-o-the-day posts, but i'd really like to figure out what this site says about the game
"snavely"....
hot of the presses:with a header like "Yes, Dorothy, there is a Javascript Blowfish implementation", it must be
kevin hock's blog!
Labels: blogs of glory
and just because, here's
today's jackblog gizoogled.
i need some help. I have to write a paper about the loss of identity of Things (in a legal sense) through portfolio wealth. the first part I can cover. the second part, not so much. i don't know a fucking thing about portfolios. i know some of you took econ classes, and was wondering if any of you might have discussed it, or at least have materials (with bibliographies) that talk about it. i assume it's a long shot, though. anyway, if you do, could you please make copies and send me them. bibliographies from texts would be especially loved. send all materials by carrier pigeons, too. that's the only way i get stuff now.
this seems to have went relatively un-noticed. syria and iran this week signed a major economic co-operation pact. however, you should check out the
article from iran's state press agency. my favorite part is that they also agreed to confront "similar threats" in "all fields." ixplode, time to tell your mom to make sure that she's got the bible in the car.
"gannon"'s "greatest hits":
Some of Gannon's greatest hits, as featured in a video montage on Olberman's show last night:
May 10, 2004: "Q In your denunciations of the Abu Ghraib photos, you've used words like 'sickening,' 'disgusting' and 'reprehensible.' Will you have any adjectives left to adequately describe the pictures from Saddam's rape rooms and torture chambers? And will Americans ever see those images?
"MR. McCLELLAN: I'm glad you brought that up, Jeff, because the President talks about that often."
July 15, 2004: "Q Last Friday, the Senate Intelligence Committee released a report that shows that Ambassador Joe Wilson lied when he said his wife didn't put him up for the mission to Niger. The British inquiry into their own prewar intelligence yesterday concluded that the President's 16 words were 'well-founded.' Doesn't Joe Wilson owe the President and America an apology for his deception and his own intelligence failure?"
April 1, 2004: "Q I'd like to comment on the angry mob that surrounded Karl Rove's house on Sunday. They chanted and pounded on the windows until the D.C. police and Secret Service were called in. The protest was organized by the National People's Action Coalition, whose members receive taxpayer funds, as well as financial support from groups including Theresa Heinz Kerry's Tides Foundation.
"MR. McCLELLAN: I would just say that, one, we appreciate and understand concerns that people may have. I would certainly hope that people would respect the families of White House staff."
Feb. 10, 2004: "Q Since there have been so many questions about what the President was doing over 30 years ago, what is it that he did after his honorable discharge from the National Guard? Did he make speeches alongside Jane Fonda, denouncing America's racist war in Vietnam? Did he testify before Congress that American troops committed war crimes in Vietnam? And did he throw somebody else's medals at the White House to protest a war America was still fighting?"
david cross shows his shit for peta.
(and check out the dude with the derski face on the bottom right!)
A NEW ENTRY INTO MANIMAL CONTEST
i seriously think i win.
i found the most disturbing image in the manimal category for sure. this is totally work safe and there is no nudity or anything like that but i warn you that you might not sleep well after seeing this picture.
anyway its a huge image so just click
here to see it. oh god.
you illinois punks have wronged us for the last time.
keyes is the one.
Pribble, i lost your email address. so write me. baseball season is fast approaching, and the yanks need to reclaim my money for me.
conspiracy! conspiracy! some administrators workin' against me!don't know how many of you have been following the gag about fake journalist "
jeff gannon", but it's worth it if you have the time. dude got a white house correspondent pass under a fake name for fake news organization "talon news!" and used it to help out poor old scotty the press secretary with some made up garbage over the past year.
salon had a
swell article:
according to his bio on Talon's Web site (which has now been removed), he's a graduate of the "Pennsylvania State University System," which could mean anything from Penn State to a much smaller state-run school such as West Chester University. He also noted that he's a graduate of Leadership Institute Broadcast School of Journalism -- which is a two-day, $50 seminar run by Morton Blackwell, a longtime Republican activist who co-founded the Rev. Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority and has said that those on "the ultra left harness hate and envy in their quest for unlimited power." Blackwell's journalism seminar aims to "prepare conservatives for success in politics, government and the news media," according to the institute's Web site...
It was Blackwell, serving as a Virginia delegate to the GOP convention this summer, who handed out purple bandages in an effort to make fun of Kerry's Vietnam War wounds. They read: "It was just a self-inflicted scratch, but you see I got a Purple Heart for it?" Blackwell also served as a mentor to a young field organizer who is now Bush's deputy chief of staff. (Karl Rove called Blackwell just days after winning the 2000 election to thank him for his help.)
also, "Jeff" had mysterious access to the classified Valerie Plame files that were illegally leaked by the White House last year to fuck with Joe Wilson.
Moral Question:
What is the proper punishment for a professor who single handedly fucked up your scholarship chances at your number 2 grad school? You guys have plenty of great ideas- help me out.
Well Cowboy, today I walked outside for lunch and was greeted with the ravings of an angry civic-minded man with a megaphone. "The state is broke they say! The city is broke, they persist!" he cried. "How can that be? Our firefighters have been without a contract for years! Our police officers are working without a contract! Now they're going to build a casino within the city limits, which will force even more police and more firefighter to deal with the resulting suicides! All this, and now our nation's leaders are looking to renig on its promise of social security!"
Within moments the speaker's minions had alit on the sidewalks around me. They tossed propaganda and held out their arms in desperate supplication. The headlines read: "Social Security Fight: Defend FDR Legacy From Bush and Wall Street" and "Foot in the Door for Fascism." Within the articles were words like "lie" and "deceit" made conspicuous by bolded text.
Such was my first taste of the LaRouche phenomenon in Chicago.
gratz. having survived the night.
i concur.
Cowboy: I've never seen this picture of Swish and me before! Is that one of Tron's, or is that of Rischian origin? It's very stark. I like it.
Swishdog: What was the name of the town that photo was taken in, do you remember? That was the morning after we'd spent the night in the basement of that Baptist church, and were nearly accosted by the rednecked demons from your dream of years past. Also, you had done some sort of survey work there or something, hadn't you?
That was a nice morning as I recall. We poured over that huge book of ancient maps at breakfast, remember?
Makes me want to ride through Kentucky again, and kick all those stray dogs in the teeth. "GO HOME! FUCK OFF DOG! AAAAHHHHH!"
Ah, such sweet times.
a late halloween pic?
or perhaps....an early st. patrick's day pic?
or perhaps... an entry into this manimal contest?
I don't know if this really counts, but...
new jackblog contest:
there's a healthy menagerie of jackslags who consider themselves adept at finding gems of intronet imagery and there's plenty to be found. so: i'm looking for any and all photoshopped man + animal picture finds. horses with the face of a dude, jackals with the face of richard nixon, etc. please post them and win the praise and admiration of your peers. let's keep this clean folks: that means no naked diarrhea pics, o'reilly.
i believe my coworker put it best: "
prepare for seduction."
do any of you subscribe to mission man's mailing list? i ostensibly signed up to get on his "street team", but really he just writes occasionally letting the members of the list know about updates to the website or shows he's got going on; he sends stuff to the list because he can't really post on the guestbook anymore.
the latest thing he sent might interest some of you; it should interest all of you. here's the clip:
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From: "Mission Man"
Sent: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 17:16:24 -0800
To: jff@aphextwin.zzn.com
Subject: Mission Man song tourney, 39 free mp3s
Hi everyone! First, just a quick reminder that I make my NYC and WV debuts this week.
I just setup a Mission Man song tournament. I have the page setup at http://www.missionman.net/SongTournament.htm
There are 39 free mp3s there, and a link to the poll. Votes will be tabulated in the first round until Sunday February 20th to give time for me to announce the tournament at my next 4 shows. On Monday, February 21st, the second round will begin with a 1 vs. 8, 2 vs. 7, etc. format. If you have a favorite song, and want to see it win, vote for it.
Later,
Mission Man
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