lickety jackblog: October 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

who loves art?

art month rolls on!

move over picasso. it's (nsfw) valevortex, king of etsy!:

Welcome to my shop.
I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy.
VALEVORTEX

Labels: demons, fine art

Monday, October 12, 2009

the cincinnati beret

i, for one, am deeply offended by this.

also: who dey.

Labels: cincinnati

Friday, October 09, 2009

juffaloes/juffalettes

pardon me, but are you familiar with the term "juffalo"? it refers to a wannabe juggalo poseur.

did you also know that my fake ass cuzin erinis a total juffalette?!?

let me ask u one question do u know what a juggalo is???????????? because im sure u dont! do u know anything? i bet u dont soo u need to either comment or call me... make sure u call the house because my cell phone went thurw the wall the other day.... so i love u and hope u die

also, don't miss the comments. because im not trying to be you..! And if i were... it'd be kinda hard being you and a whore at the same time..

Labels: juggaloes

jesus/aragorn presents: american freedom

hey folks! by now i'm sure you've already ordered your $2500 66" x 44" print of this: an actual depiction of the founding of america at the steps of gondor by Earth's First Artist, John McNaughton! perfect for bathrooms and bedroom ceilings.

fine art connoisseurs that you are, you've probably also seen this; the plato to mcnaughton's socrates.

but you may not be aware of the great new movement of mcnaughtonism currently sweeping the nation. thusly i wonder if you've not seen this? or, most importantly, this?

Labels: fine art

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

juggalo/furry singularity

pretty much exactly as described above.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thegreatmilenko/

All hail, Milenko the Cheetah.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

all hail environment science

aka paging brad martin. my girlfriend is looking into a master's program in environment science. she would like to pepper you with questions...

brad do you still check the jackblog? or does anyone have brad's email address? or does anybody still check the jackblog?

thanka you sirs

sean o'reilly.

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