Thursday, October 15, 2009

who loves art?

art month rolls on!

move over picasso. it's (nsfw) valevortex, king of etsy!:
Welcome to my shop.
I would like to apologize to my viewers, for i have recived many complains about my paintings. I would like to calmly explain to you the story, but apologizing makes me nurvous, makes me feel sick, even crazy.
VALEVORTEX

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Friday, October 09, 2009

jesus/aragorn presents: american freedom

hey folks! by now i'm sure you've already ordered your $2500 66" x 44" print of this: an actual depiction of the founding of america at the steps of gondor by Earth's First Artist, John McNaughton! perfect for bathrooms and bedroom ceilings.

fine art connoisseurs that you are, you've probably also seen this; the plato to mcnaughton's socrates.

but you may not be aware of the great new movement of mcnaughtonism currently sweeping the nation. thusly i wonder if you've not seen this? or, most importantly, this?

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