tales of don pt. II
have we given don a fair shake? i'm not so sure. consider for a moment
this, the last entry in his 5-month dormant blog:
I have been abducted by a UFO.
Once I find the money I will be back shortly.
now, consider that this post has 128 comments. clearly we could learn a lot from don; i for one hope for his swift recovery of the money, and his speedy return to planet earth where legions of eager fans await.
Labels: blogs of glory, nerdcore
tales of don
let's take a stroll down forgettable memory lane. it's 2006, and a small but vocal corps of jacks (may i call us jacks?) are rousing rabble about jumping ship and forming a new, more exciting forum: "
angerblog."
the rest is history: this festering pusswound has lain dormant, digital weeds reclaiming it from cracks betwixt the broken interweb streetscape that once held such promise; forgotten.
until now.
for DON has arrived with
trenchant analysis that i predict will revive this hitherto forgotten oubliette of garbage into the ivory tower of enlightenment that was its promise.
a brief foray into don's
user profile reveals the following:
- don resides on the ethereal plane intersecting your rear neurons.
- there, he composes poetry.
- the poetry consists mainly of lady-commentaries.
welcome back, angerblog.
Labels: blogs of glory, dan sucks.
Speaking of awesome photos, here's another
amazing one from Google Street View.
Here are
some more.
Inauguration super photo
This photo from the inauguration is well over 1000 megapixels, so the details is utterly insane.
Fun game: count how many people who appear to be sleeping. Clarence Thomas looks like one...
be careful,
totallybloated, or
this could be you. this one's a can of worms, cultural-symptomatically speaking, but i'll leave that to you guys. and gene metcalf, who i understand reads this blog fervently.
Labels: elyria, gene metcalf, matricide, pwning
