tales of don
let's take a stroll down forgettable memory lane. it's 2006, and a small but vocal corps of jacks (may i call us jacks?) are rousing rabble about jumping ship and forming a new, more exciting forum: "angerblog."the rest is history: this festering pusswound has lain dormant, digital weeds reclaiming it from cracks betwixt the broken interweb streetscape that once held such promise; forgotten.
until now.
for DON has arrived with trenchant analysis that i predict will revive this hitherto forgotten oubliette of garbage into the ivory tower of enlightenment that was its promise.
a brief foray into don's user profile reveals the following:
- don resides on the ethereal plane intersecting your rear neurons.
- there, he composes poetry.
- the poetry consists mainly of lady-commentaries.
welcome back, angerblog.
Labels: blogs of glory, dan sucks.
posted by the cold cowboy @ 1:08 PM
4 Comments:
Cowboy,
you're behind the times. Don's postings are quite old, actually.
But thanks for using the "dan sucks" tag.
maybe; but new to the mass of humankind which has had no contact with angerblog since its Allah-forsaken conception.
Are we sure that Don is not actually the Sergeant in disguise? After all, he lists 'Louis Farakhan' as one of his favorite books.
And there are the afore-mentioned lady musings.
Sarge? Indulging in a little avatar creation, perhaps?
god, i only wish i could dream up someone as creative as "don." me does wonder how "don" came across the angerblog.
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