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PayPal Founder Wants to Spur the Creation of Oceanic Micro-Nations

posted by candycanesammy @ 11:23 AM 0 Comments

soldier decides he's not going to iraq

this dude is the fucking man.

posted by candycanesammy @ 1:29 PM 0 Comments

the bold new future of jackbloggery

greetings, you crotches.

much has transpired in the preceding weeks - i have obtained a master's degree, a job, and a lovely house/apartment in scenic oakland, california which i shall be occupying in early-to-mid june. there, you will find a front porch on which you may quaff 1-4 beverages of your choosing should you find yourself in the neighborhood and provide me with 48 hours notice. also, i have finally repaid my gambling debt to sarge.

i hope you, as i, are enjoying the dawn of this, the Summer of 5navely.

as thy humble jackmaster, i apologize for my lengthy absence over the past 2 years. with free time nearly on the horizon, i wonder: is it not time for a jackblog overhaul?

i have some ideas for some changes around here but i thought i'd pose the question to you, the lickety-jacklanders: what would you like to see?

i, for one, have been toying with the idea of rearranging the format so that individual bloggers's posts are accessible in separate sections, but maintaining a central portion of the main page that still displays all posts, most-recent first. thus: daniel's science/robot posts would have their own separate home at jackbarn.net; ayatollah would have his own hate-filled hatenook on the jackblog; vyux his own sad, downtrodden vestige of reds-fervor; totallybloated his own spiteful oubliette of coke and halo 3; and so on.

i figure this would give an incentive for individuals to post more often, because after talking with plentiful jackblog readers, there is significant demand for more posts and significant laziness on the part of all you (and i) slags. would that be dumb? would it be good?

in an unrelated note, i'm looking for future co-investors for my bowling alley/bar/karaoke joint venture. so, i don't know. send me your credit report or some shit.

as always, you can reach me at the address at the bottom of the page. i look forward to your loving hatespeech.

yours,
the cold cowboy
33° donkeyscotchman
order of the crotch

posted by the cold cowboy @ 11:01 AM 4 Comments

Somebody Kept It Real

D.C. Madam Dead.

posted by ayatollah assahola @ 4:10 PM 5 Comments