Thursday, April 17, 2008

you won't have jelly chest to kick around anymore!




steve mcnair is retiring, and he's taking his lack of sternum with him.

the nfl is a worse place without this gummy-bear upper-bodied man.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

When I was 17

I spent nearly everyday playing soccer, listening to Sublime and smoking cheap brown pot. I always felt like there was something missing. Now I know that what was missing was the opportunity to build a combustion engine that gets over 2843 miles per gallon...

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

we scooped the urinal


the hamilton one.

the jackblog had that story like ages ago.

Friday, April 04, 2008

...

"He's investing in firearms, meaning buy a lot of firearms. When the ban hits, meaning when Hillary becomes president, she's thinking of banning guns," the suspect's brother said at his family's China King restaurant here, about 30 miles south of Miami. "She bans guns, then guns going to rise up super high."

"It's like a hobby. It's like trading Pokemon cards, basically."

hmmmm?



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