too bad for him this happened.
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posted by ayatollah assahola @ 12:06 PM
Thursday, August 31, 2006
On Monday August 21, 2006, Dan said this: "If the Dodgers and the Reds meet up in the postseason, I suggest we bet something grand. My suggestion is fueled largely by the fact that we will demolish you if such an event were to come about. Demolish. Like what happens to old dilapidated tampon factories. Demolish. "
too bad for him this happened.
too bad for him this happened.
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Too bad for you that you don't understand the difference between the "season" and the "postseason". Let me explain: the "postseason" comes after the "season", making it "post" with regards to the "season". So what we're in right now, poor Sargeant, is the "season". My prediction about the Reds crap-drenching the Dodgers in the "postseason" (are you getting it yet?) will undoubtedly still come to pass.
Yikes, Sarge. It's called English. You might want to begin to familiarize yourself with it.
I thought you might be able to figure it out, but I see it is a bit beyond the comprehension of your feeble mind. This sweep surely has sealed the fate of the Reds for the season. Hence, while the Dodgers will enjoy the "postseason," the Reds will be at home playing with their balls.
Yikes, Dan. It's called the standings. As a baseball "fan," you might want to begin to familiarize yourself with it.
aww thats cute. look at you two all excited about your sad little teams. it all is for not when those teams come before my mets. but you guys can have fun playing for second place.
although I must say the NL is a sad place this year with the wildcard teams all sporting a no better then 3 games over .500 record.
and sarge, let me get this straight, dodgers, yankees, 49ers? I feel like you need to like some team in florida in order to balance it all out, preferably a football team. I hear that jacksonville is supposed to be good, jump on it.
No you're right Sarge. With the Reds an insurmountable 1.5 games behind in the wildcard with ONLY 28 games left to play, they have NO chance of making the playoffs. None.
Wait a minute. They have an excellent chance.
Yikes, Sarge. It's called "mathematics". As a supposedly learned man you might want to familiarize yourself with it.
As for the bloatbag, well, it's such a pathetic state of affairs to be a Mets fan that I can't even bring myself to be mean.
Enjoy it, Bloat. They'll turn back into the Mets soon enough.
Oh, and Edwin Encarnacion is better than David Wright. He just doesn't have the benefit of Wright's white skin.
Too bad for him.
Encarnacion: .296/.378/.528
Wright: .299/.372/.523
Eddy: Homers every 22.7 at bats, but strikes out only every 5.2 at bats.
Wright: Homers every 21.2 at bats, but strikes out every 4.7 at bats.
Read-em and weep Bloat. He's not special, just white.
bloated--What the FUCK? Are you serious? You mets fans make me fucking sick. The goddamned braves stomp your ass year after year after fucking year, and now because by some miracle you actually win a division title, you feel the need to carry them around like triumphant kings, is ri-fucking-diculous. I hope Andruw Jones takes a giant Curacan shit on your stupid head.
btw- don't you live in philly? actually have the balls to wear a mets jersey around there?
um, lets keep the topic on how your team sucks and my team kicks ass, not change the subject to some racial profiling on ESPN.
here is a stat for you the mets are 11-1 in their last 12. and the reds current streak is six, losses.
oh and the mets are 15.5 games over the second place team in their divison. the same team that happens to be in front of you in the wildcard race.
sarge, you like the braves too? how many more bandwagons can you fit in?
and no, I am not white trash enough to wear a jersey outside of a windowless room.
dan, i've had enough of your sexually-frustrated-hey-look-how-goddamned-smart-i-am-sarcastic horsehit. there's only one way to settle this.
I challenge you to a duel on New Year's Eve. Pistols at 20 yards. The only thing that will make me truly happy is seeing the streets run "Red" with your blood.
Yikes, Dan. Suck my hairy irish cock.
bloated, you're invited, too. As my new hero said, "I ain't got time for bitches." I shall drink the blood of two men on the birthday of the new year.
You've been drinking too many fluids from men, Sarge, that much is clear.
Pistols...intriguing. I think I'd prefer maybe Trivial Pursuit from 2 yards or perhaps a good game of bloody knuckles?
Yikes, Sarge. You're appraisal of my attitude illuminates more about your own issues than mine. Go drink from a man.
By pistols, i meant paintball guns, but trivial pursuit is in fact quite interesting. which edition?
Yikes, Dan. This might mean i actually have to stare at your hoax of a beard for an evening.
Can we sell tickets to this match of wits (dim though they may be)? Oh, wait, while the two of you are busy having a nerd-off the rest of us will be boozing and breaking things.
skirt, skirt, skirt. From a typical woman, I would expect such a barb. but not you.
i would invite you, but it would be about as much competition as a trained monkey butler.
maybe, you can busy yourself in the kitchen making the men cookies. i like chocolate chip.
Oh Sarge, sad, repressed, angry Sarge. I fear that in one sense you are right, playing me in trivial pursuit would be like playing a trained monkey butler. My brain is not much when it comes to remembering useless, space-wasting information. However, for a lawyer such as yourself such a task must seem like second nature; it is in the same vein as remembering statutes and all.
I on the other hand, busy my brain with ethics and religion, trying to conceptualize how some sense of justice and peace can be brought to this world. Your jealousy continually becomes more evident.
Oh, yes, because when I think of equality, I think of religion. I must be mistaken about that no-women-priest thing in the Catholic church. and that whole burqa thing as well.
the Age discrimination in Employment Act must just be words on a page, as well as Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972, the National Labor Relations Act, the Fair Labor Standards Act, the Americans with Disabilities Act, the Civil Rights Act of 1991, the Equal Pay Act, the Family and Medical Leave Act, and 42 U.S.C. sections 1981, 1981(a), 1983, 1985(3), and 1988. all just meaningless statutes and numbers which clutter my brain, and in no way strive to try to bring justice, equality, and peace to this little country of ours.
in fact, right now, I'm dropping to my knees to pray to that giant santa claus in the sky so that he may grant me whatever wishes I desire. because it is now that I remember that it wasn't the law which created affirmative action, but Baby Jesus.
The Sarge says you are dismissed. and I like Macadamian nuts in my chocolate chip cookies.
oops, that's Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Wow. I feel like I've been supplanted as the Sargeant's archnemesis of choice. Maybe he's just got that much ire and can spread it freely.
Sarge: I'd prefer a Genus edition as opposed to the various Pop culture editions and 90's editions and things of this nature. I'm not even sure what the most recent Genus is, last I checked it was 6. That works for me.
And just between the two of us, I know that when you try to poke fun at my beard it makes you die inside just a little. And probably a pube or two leap free of your face as well. It's hilarious that you even try. I was growing beards when you busy trying to pass Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
dan- you and I are on the same page. genus is good. I hear 6 is lacking in depth, but since it is only for the night, it will do.
you are still my archnemesis. I don't fuck around with children.
I can't keep them all straight. I think I've played Genus 6 and found it superior to 5, but I think 4 was better than both...I don't know. Whatever we can find will suffice.
Then it is done! New Years. Trivial Pursuit from 2 yards. Like gentlemen. I repeat, skirt, gentleMEN.
Shall we call a temporary ceasefire, Sargeant? I am afeared that we'll drive off jackbloggers and this once proud edifice will be relegated to the status of "Sarge and Dan's AngerBlog"
Wanna start an AngerBlog?
It is done. And I shall accept your offer of a temporary ceasefire.
Are you serious about the AngerBlog? Because I would be down. I would need a little time to refresh and get some new material, but it sounds quite fun.
I must say these last couple of weeks have been quite fun. Cheers to a worthy adversary.
Agreed! I admit that I, too, feel spent on the anger front. I'm ready to be calm for a few days. But it could be a valuable vent for us.
fuck you for calling me a child. I was only playing along for a bit because you made me laugh- obviously I'm not very good at this game. Still, you will be a cookie-less jackass... And for the record, you seem to keep hanging on a very narrow understanding of religion. Clearly Martin Luther King Jr and Ghandi did nothing to fight for equality or justice.
Have fun on the anger blog boys, I will not be joining you. You are both too well endowed with anger and whit for my blood. However, let it be stated that if Sarge makes one more 'kitchen' comment, he will get the silent treatment...or maybe I'll have to hit him like that time I hit JFF.
I smell some anger...
oh, skirt, taking your ball and going home? well, don't forget your apron as well.
hey, don't bring me into this!
sorry CCS, didn't mean for the anger to spew onto you...
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