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posted by ayatollah assahola @ 4:21 PM
Monday, August 28, 2006
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Let me guess. You've just decided you're a Steelers fan? Or, wait, who's favored this year? Which bandwagon can sarge leap upon most easily? What's it gonna be, sarge? What's your football flavor of the month? Too bad there's no Yankees in football for you to attach yourself too...you've gotta look a little harder, but I'm sure you'll find something.
You have no right to speak of sports at all. Period. You have no loyalty. Only hatred.
Dallas is kind of the yankees of football, I bet that he's a dallas fan...
sarge likes to make it hard for himself.
49ers fan through and through. have been since i was a kid. still am. sorry dan. do like big ben though. gotta support alumni.
Of course it's hard for me to disparage Big Ben. Slightly less hard now that his team has proven itself to be a lowly cabal of thugs and liars. Kimo von Oelhoffen may no longer be a Steeler, but his crimes against the beauty of Carson Palmer stain their organization still.
Sarge-all insults aside, what's with the coastal love? For such a salt-of-the-earth fellow, it surprises me that between the Yankees, Dodgers and 49'ers, you've sold out the coastal populations. What's the deal? The middle of this fine country isn't good enough for your refined tastes?
**I should also take this opportunity to admit that I live kind of a lie as a "bengals fan". My love for the Bengals certainly went dormant during their unparalleled run of suckiness, so at times I feel like a fraud. I will not defend them with the vehemence I reserve for the Reds.**
Dan, you would be wise to do some fact-checking before making spurious allegations. I root for teams from chicago in both basketball and hockey. I was raised a white sox fan, and still view them rather fondly. To explain my dodgers fandom is quite easy: 1. Orel 2. My first baseball memory is kirk gibson's hr. As for the yankees, there's something to be said about reverence for the history of the game. when it comes to the niners, my dad was a bears fan. if you know your history, then the rest makes sense. all the winning then, makes the losing now easier. but i still long for the days of eddie, bill, and joe.
skirt, by the way, your dallas guess is pure slander. the next time i'm in town i expect cookies as an apology.
Interesting, Sarge, that you would presume to lecture anyone on spurious allegations after your embarassing display a few days ago regarding the beard incident. Maybe it was in the intervening days that you finally got to "Spurious Allegations" in _Lawyering for Dummies_. Take that advice to heart, next time you want to turn to unfounded assaults on a beard that you hate only for being greater than your own.
cookies my ass
skirt- know your role. the men are trying to have a discussion here.
Uh oh. Something tells me I may have gained an ally in this flame war. Skirt, have at him.
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