Labels: gubernatorial dongs, ohio
posted by candycanesammy @ 5:09 PM
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
jerry springer wants to be governor.
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Jerry Springer is a fucking hardass and should he (bless him should he!) i will not only vote for him, i will, by the power of greyskull, work on his campaign.
I'm kind of with the cowboy on this one, although I'm not exactly sure when he became He-Man. Maybe it has something to do with the water in michigan. There's something in it that screws with Ohio brains.
I've of course heard of this ad a million times, but this is the first time I've seen it. Why is this guy no longer in politics?
Why is this guy no longer in politics?
I hope you're joking, but in case you arne't I'll remind you that dude got fired for writing a personal check to a hooker.
yes, that's why. but it's not a good enough reason. he is not only a brilliant politician, he can relate to millions of people who have never and never will give a poop about politics and wouldn't vote for, quite literally, anybody else. also - he's nothing like any other politician in the public eye in that he talks straight and admits his faults.
Springer had a speech called something like "the generation of a broken heart" from that campaign that is, to this day, the best speech i have ever come across since jfk. can't find it on the internet.
also, ted strickland is a foul-mouthed buffoon who loves dan brown novels. i've heard him cussing up a storm on the house floor talking about angels and demons more than once. the guy is an idiot and the only reasons i'll vote for him is 1) he's not ken blackwell and 2) jerry springer isn't running.
I'm not joking, and I agree with the Cowboy.
I'm not joking, and I agree with the Cowboy.
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