Friday, June 24, 2005

RON WEASLEY ELECTED SPEAKER!



WASHINGTON, DC - Fresh out of Hogwarts, Ron Weasley was elected Speaker of the House today to wild, enthusiastic applause. No word yet on whether he savagely magicked unsuspecting Congressional Muggles into unanimously accepting as Member of Congress a lad who is clearly below the 25-year-old minimum mandated by the constitution.

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