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onion moles have infiltrated and exposed my plans for culinary masterhood

far before the Bengali Trolley and the Scotch Crotch, there was "the Feedbag", my ingenious restaurant idea in which patrons hopped into saddles affixed to hitching posts to eat feedbags of food in single file.


New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

clearly, no secret is safe with you people.

Labels: food

posted by the cold cowboy @ 2:20 PM