lickety jackblog: sorry candycane

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

them shits can't be up here - i work now.

At 3:55 PM , ayatollah assahola said...: what the fuck was it?
At 4:37 PM , the cold cowboy said...: it was straight up porno, dog. porno.
At 6:20 PM , candycanesammy said...: i thought that might happen.

well, i had to try...
At 6:51 PM , ayatollah assahola said...: what kind?
At 9:26 AM , dan said...: damn! I don't check the blog enough, I guess. I'm with the Sarge. Can we get some kind of general overview of what this item most foul actually was? Is this the first instance of Jackblog censorship?

What kind of a dark road is it you're leading us down, Generalissimo Cowboy?
At 9:26 AM , totallybloated said...: hot to you pizza delievery porn.
At 9:33 AM , ayatollah assahola said...: dan,

sammy explained to me that it was a dude with his dick coming out of the middle of a pizza with some chick swallowing his hog.
At 3:34 PM , Unknown said...: that's true, but i didn't describe it THAT way.

i saw/found a picture like that and posted it up as a comparison to the cinematic classic "night shift", since i believe dick through pizza gags trump dick through donut gags.

if anyone wants to see it (you don't), you can email me.
At 9:57 PM , stridewideman said...: This is exactly the sort of journalism I turn to the jackblog for.