As near as I can figure, this website cannot be interacted with.
The Contest:
Jackblog entrants must describe the cryptic workings and meaning of scotchcrotch.com in 20 words or less. The most wildly entertaining guess will receive a special prize from me. Please submit your answers via the comments section.
Get those noodles noodling!
And no using the info email address at the bottom of the page! That's no fun at all.
*Also, the website does have audio, but it's SFW, as long as your bosses don't care about you listening to the serenades of fowl on a website called scotchcrotch.com
Labels: contests, crotches, cults, dan sucks.
6 Comments:
Gambling is for the birds?
Crows like bling/ice, but pigeons don't?
Ummmm....
the pigeon is a whore. the crow's gonna smash that vag.
holy fuck, i almost didn't notice that you used the dan sucks tag.
see it did have a purpose besides my original post.
I reclaiming it, like the "queers" did. The "dan sucks" tag is now my calling card.
i won the contest, right?
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