the return of crazy crab
tonight, baseball's first and most glorious "anti-mascot", Crazy Crab, returns to the field. debuted in 1984, Crazy Crab was sent out on the field at home games purely to be heckled and mocked by adoring fans of the terrible giants.
according to archivists and mascot scholars, Crazy Crab ran the bases sideways to the tune of "Chariots of Fire" at each home game, and was tormented by great choirs of derision and peltings of all manner of stadium objects, from fans and players alike.
proving that grassroots movements do indeed work, "rehab the crab" announced today that the crab will be present at AT&T Park. let the abuse begin!
update:
posted by the cold cowboy @ 3:19 PM
3 Comments:
giants fans are fucking losers.
the only crabs they deserve are in their fucking pants.
spoken like a true dodgers fan from peoria.
the juxtaposition of "baseball" and "furries" on the labels reminds me of the glorious gang to rule all gangs, the baseball furies:
http://www.youtube.com/v/JawHRggFPGo&hl=en&fs=1
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