this week in congressional douchebags
have you met david vitter?
this strapping young rhodes scholar became a congressman in 2000, allegedly with the help of famed klansman david duke, and went from shitty member of congress to shitty senator in 2004 on a campaign of "family values" (to which the chief threat was decidedly the homosexual menace) and not being a democrat. there's just one thing: all the whoresex he was havin' at the time:
Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) apologized last night after his telephone number appeared in the phone records of the woman dubbed the "D.C. Madam," making him the first member of Congress to become ensnared in the high-profile case.
The statement containing Vitter's apology said his telephone number was included on phone records of Pamela Martin and Associates dating from before he ran for the Senate in 2004.
you can find an old family values press release and quote from his wife that begins "I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary" here.
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posted by the cold cowboy @ 1:02 PM
2 Comments:
It's true. This man is a douchebag. He's a true real reminder that there are a hell of a lot of americans who wish to be represented by someone like this guy.
Does that make them douchebags also? Yes.
outrageous update:
dude was allegedly a known diaper fetishist among new orleans prostitutes.
good gravy.
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