David Frederick of the University of California, Los Angeles has recently authored a groundbreaking study that will surely shake our understanding of social and interpersonal relationships to the very root. Never again will things be the same. The ambitious study, beyond all comprehension, seems to indicate that--gasp!--women prefer muscle men to, well, the rest of us.
Shocking!
I love "research" like this. Tell me again why academics get a bad name? Is it because they spend their money so very wisely?
Next on the docket for UCLA? Trying to figure out whether men prefer that their ladies have breasts, or just patches of multi-colored reptilian scales.
posted by dan @ 11:52 AM
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in my professional opinion, i believe that women in fact prefer wimps, and that any man who finds he can bench press more than 250 pounds immediately becomes a rapist.
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