furries terrorize NL central bigwigs
what's that image above, you ask? why it's clearly the annual fursuit dance at Anthrocon, the world's largest furry convention held annually in pittsburgh: city of fur.
this year, it just so happened to coincide with the brewers' visit:
Players and staff reported neighboring rooms generating loud animal noises, barking and other, deep into the night. At first it was kind of funny to see these people wandering around the downtown streets and filing into the hotel, but after the novelty wore off it just made everyone feel creepy.in case you were wondering, the brewers lost 3 out of 4 to the shitty-but- not-reds-shitty pirates.
if all you con-types were real nerds, you'd have been there last weekend in your slothsuits.
oh, and what's that? you wanted to see a picture of bob uecker with his furry lover? well, here.
posted by the cold cowboy @ 3:10 PM
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I have already sent a carefully-drafted letter to Bob Castellini suggesting that he put a cadre of furries on retainer, and keep the block of rooms next to visiting ballclubs permanently rented in order to tip the scales in the Reds' favor when our foes come to town.
Have fun trying to sleep while a man dressed as a bunny dressed as a pirate is donging a woman dressed as a cat dressed as a viking in the next room, Pujols.
i was thinking we put Mr. Redleg in a furry cougar suit and have him sit in a folding chair ten yards from the enemy dugout silently, catatonically, with purpose, throughout the game.
when the game is over he calmly rises, folds his chair, and retreats to the penthouse for the victory celebration where he is greeted by a cadre of plushie vixens.
Wow. It's really funny how the older I get, the more my attitude about total fucking sexual freaks remains exactly the same.
This is a fetish that sends my good ol' Midwest alarm bells ringing. Live and let live, I spose, though my initial reaction is 'Bring out the tar and feathers.'
As a follow up note, imagine the hilarity of the Anthrocon organizer who had to call up and organize this baby with the hotel desk.
Booking the rooms, reserving the dance floor, making sure the desk had pliers on hand for zipper incidents...
"Of course I can reserve the block of rooms for you, sir. And what did you say the name of the event was?"
'.'
"Oh, interesting! I took a number of anthropology courses in school! Will there be any interesting forums?"
'!'
"Oh. Um. Well. Uh, and will you all need anything, um, special?"
The people of Milwaukee must feel something. But what?
shame, i think.
how the mighty have fallen to a handfull of fur-clad douchebags making animal grunts.
of course this only makes me want to become a furry more than i already do.
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