lickety jackblog

well, juan rincon just screwed the twins with that pitch he just hung right over the plate. now, he's bashing his against the dugout wall. but, the real intriguing story here is the announcer(tim mccarver maybe) suggesting that a 'cone of silence has descended upon the stadium' as a three run homer splashed down in some poor sod's beer. excuse me? a cone of silence? i believe we have a closeted d's roller all up in the fox organization. what kind of character do you think he rolls? a retired athelete, living a life steeped in tradition, rules, and meticulous record keeping and statistical analysis. also, i hate derek jeter's face. i can't stand looking at him up there in the batter's box. it makes me cringe.

posted by lonesomeswishdog @ 7:34 PM