battles of note:
- sartre vs. lenin (in chess)
- new gay vs. old gay
- chappies vs. colonels
- e.t. vs. naked webster
- dumbledore vs. gandalf
- dead dog vs. ?
1 skyline chili will always beat bo diaz because skyline chili can cover satellite dishes and satellite dishes beat bo diaz; similarly, Chris Sabo's sport goggles beat Home City Ice because if they can stand to be next to Sabo's hideous face for seven years without dying, they are next to immortal. Schottzie beats Greater's because Schottzie turns ice cream into liquid poo.
Labels: blogs of glory, cincinnati, contests, redlegs
posted by the cold cowboy @ 5:15 PM
2 Comments:
The only qualm I have hear is with your last matchup. Graeter's clearly has the numbers, and I have to think that in a full-on offensive, Shottzie would die of ice cream before we'd run out of that fine, fine French Pot double-churn.
Also I don't know the difference between "here" and "hear."
Dan : self-loathing :: Schottzie's bloated corpse : Graeter's Cherry Chip
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