on behalf of america's talls,
i feel your pain, barry.
how many sleepless nights have America's intrepid Talls spent nursing bulbous headwounds caused by the World Order's insidious pro-short bias?
posted by the cold cowboy @ 8:55 PM
Monday, February 09, 2009
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Pipe down, tall. Your monstrous frame requires more resources that your kind won't be getting down in to the earth to mine.
So us shorts, who toil under the earth to build your whirlycopters and what-have-you, don't want to hear it.
is this a short saying that talls have a larger carbon footprint?
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"torklers" are you responsible for this cowboy?
really, stridey. if you want to talk carbon footprints, aim your crosshairs at the Fats.
excuse me, whore? did you just say "Fats"?
that's right: the Fats.
If Stridesman wishes to point carbon footprint fingers (admittedly a dicky, patchouli-encrusted endeavour), then the Fats, rather than the Talls, should be first investigated.
Now, verily there are scores of Fats among the Talls' ranks. But there are just as many Fats among Shorts. So point your hippie-cannon elsewhere, Generalissimo Moolb, or face a wrath equal-or-greater to our soul-shattering inseams.
Gracious, I was just saying that Talls are lazy. I am open to interpretations that they may be Fat as well.
But I'll be keeping my patchouli encrusted finger to myself on the ol' carbon footprint stuff, since I fly more then all of you put together, on planes that are clearly designed for shorts, in fact shorts who must be shorter even then I.
This is my new most favorite polarizing issue ever.
Talls rule, shorts drool.
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