as you may know, we've got quite a rager going 'round my neck of the woods. with lake tahoe burning for a couple days now, the governator flew in direct from a european vacation to survey the damage. strangely, it was our old friend jim gibbons dishing out the one-liners this time:
"This lake is not just important to Nevada and California. It's a national treasure," he said. Gibbons stressed that regional cooperation was needed to fight the fire. "What happens in California doesn't just stay in California."you see, california? if you could only be more like vegas, where our fires stay in the loins of burlesque show ticket holders.
or, you know, more like grannies.
a jackblog-amillionmonkeys blogmaster straw poll ranks governor jim gibbons of nevada in the top two shittiest governors in office today.
but to his credit, the man who's proposed initiatives to turn nevada's nonexistent coal into jet fuel and using birkenstock-wearers as human shields in iraq is seeing pretty good poll numbers these days (49% approved).
wtf, nevada?
Labels: california, gubernatorial dongs
posted by the cold cowboy @ 6:40 PM
1 Comments:
I am willing to call it a draw, Gibbons-Blagojevich combined as the worst governor in the nation.
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