I wanted something that kept me from 'roaming' while riding my bike to work. There were so many holes in my old boxers that there was no hope there. So I decided to try something new.
I'm still on the fence. There is certainly more support here. Further, my wife seems to find them sexier. I think they make me look a Euro trash prig.
Do boxers, or tightie whities, or their hilarious hybrid boxer briefs, indicate something about you as a man? I'd like to think that they don't, but then, if a woman is wearing boxer briefs she's automatically a lesbian.
What do you guys think?
Labels: Boxer Briefs
posted by stridewideman @ 5:47 PM
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prigdom aside, i believe that boxer briefs strike that delicate balance between support and sperm count, proving once and for all the true genius of the hegelian dialectic.
it's good to have options - undies for all seasons. for the bicycling commuter, i wholeheartedly endorse your choice.
besides, wouldn't europeans wear, you know, thongs and shit?
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...if only I could stop sucking dick long enuff to take these damn boxer briefs off and regain my heterosexual status......bloom....if your underwear is "THE" big concern in your life right now....you live a blessed one. I'm jealous.
Is anyone else disturbed that bloom began this discussion?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that boxer briefs do not a lesbian make. They, like women with mullets or super short hair cuts may point toward some intimate love for the va-jj, they do not prove it. And with all this talk about us queer folks, clearly the 'gays' label should be added to this post.
Look. I'm just trying to start a dialouge, Sarge. I can only assume that you wear the same sort of shaggy mastodon flesh underwear that He-man does, so your opinion on these matter may not be germain.
Higgins, it's true. My undies (and the new Fall Macy's lines of jeans, yurts, and naughhyde saddles) are the main things I worry about.
Skirt, c'mon. Mullets aren't just a sign. I canvassed Pride this weekend. It's a sure thing. But maybe it's a specific sample problem, you're right.
I am converted. its the b-briefs for me as I cannot dare to dangle anymore.
cannot dare to dangle? are your naughty bits in daily danger if left dangling?
And yes stridewide- your pride sample is unfortunately not scientifically random-there are way too many homophobic mullets in the south to prove direct causation
Your argument holds. I stand chagrined (but contained).
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