Monday, May 14, 2007

ATTN.

Swishman graduate college. Him only take eight years. Him now live in dumpster behind chinese restaurant. Getting fat and sassy.

posted by lonesomeswishdog @ 1:20 PM

9 Comments:

At 2:22 PM , Blogger skirt said...

now you're the super leader of the pack. wooo. congrats friend.

 
At 3:43 PM , Blogger stridewideman said...

It is the end of an era. Your BA is an unheralded sign of the apocolypse.

Curse you for bringing the end times, Swishdog Soothsayer, BA!

umm...what's your degree in? Snacks?

 
At 9:57 PM , Blogger dan said...

Congratulations, Citizen Swishman! I couldn't be prouder! Can you send the c/o for that dumpster so I can get a witty graduation card in the mail post haste?

Why isn't "Post Haste" an official class of mail in the USPS? It'd be hilarious!

 
At 10:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats. have some snacks to celebrate.

-- ccsammy

 
At 11:06 PM , Blogger lonesomeswishdog said...

snacks + shits. manufacturing and distribution. makes me highly employable.

the truth = liberal studies + art minor

dan: the dumpster c/o double dragon chinese restaurant
bardstown rd.
louisville, ky

 
At 9:38 AM , Blogger ayatollah assahola said...

As I've said before, congrats, kid. You truly are the world's best dad.

dan- I must have missed my card when I graduated. And, oh, see any good baseball this weekend? We're not even into June, and the fucking reds are toast.

 
At 10:25 AM , Blogger totallybloated said...

hey dad, tell me that story about how you lost your testicle in the war.

good work on the schooling. I might have to roll your graduation/father's day present in one mug.

 
At 1:02 PM , Blogger dan said...

You didn't get my card, Sarge? I addressed it to
"The bearded Irishman chugging wang under the Judge's bench
Baton Rouge, LA 70801"

Huh. I thought that'd get there for sure.

As for the Reds, it's a long season and we're just taking this chance to identify some fixable weaknesses. Nothing unusual here. Not, for instance, like most of the Dodger's pitching staff which is currently pitching about two runs under their career ERAs. Don't worry, Sarge, I'm sure they just magically got that much better. There's hardly any time left in the season for them to regress to their averages. Oh, and if you don't know what that means, it means they're all going to get shittier. By a lot. Enjoy it while you can.

 
At 1:03 PM , Blogger dan said...

But why start this now? This thread is to celebrate the scholastic successes of Swish m/f Swish, whom we love deeply and with much vigor.

 

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