Wednesday, February 25, 2009

2009 Economic Sabotage Summit

M. Sullivan and I will convene and then abandon a meeting of the worlds greatest minds to finally and forever turn our government inexorably towards socialism. We'll be fomenting discussion on cementing the climate change hoax, crippling the auto industry with higher fuel economy standards, letting gays destroy the military, and of course tightening control for the Jews of Zurich by pumping trillions of tax dollars in to the banking systems.

While the heads are in the room, we'll be having drinks. Do drop in if your conglomo-corp expense accounts you out to the West Coast. April is the time to quit your job, as the new government will be paying for your every need.

3 Comments:

At 11:58 AM , Blogger the cold cowboy said...

this is the worst invitation ever. no date, no time, no location.

should we expect this to be the norm in your New Moolbian World Order?

 
At 2:16 PM , Blogger meatcoat said...

hey, man! you said you were coming out for vacation! what's all this pinko ecobuddy gobbledeygook?! i'm building you guys a clapboard shed in the backyard. no roof.

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger stridewideman said...

You misinterpret. No work. We're drinking.

4/4-4/10. Come hither. But yes, socialism is vague.

 

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