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dick morris still washed up "analyst"

as ayatollah pointed out, his snickerworthy "DICK MORRIS MAPS 2008" feature on the "news" site newsmax, has been laughably laughable; a chortle-worthy gasfest. hey! here's this week's:

let's see. south carolina? toss up (nevermind mccain's 11 point lead!). tennessee? leans obama (nevermind mccain's 15.7 point lead). arkansas? solid obama (nevermind mccain's 16.3 point lead)! and arizona (+11.3, mccain) is totally leaning obama. they hate mccain there.

dick morris has never offered anything worthwhile to anyone. anyone who pays that assbag money for his "analysis" might as well be throwing jackson after jackson into a flaming poopsewer. lucky for newsmax, that's what newsmax is. since nary a prediction of his has any basis in reality, if these divinings come to pass we can refer to morris more accurately as the toupeed, gargantuan oracle-wizard he truly is.

interestingly, i recently learned i am now a land owner in arkansas (40 acres, no mule). i look forward to obama's 10 point victory in arkansas come november 4th. we'll call the hogs together, you and i.

posted by the cold cowboy @ 2:43 PM