Friday, November 02, 2007

dan sucks.

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At 9:20 AM , Blogger dan said...

Honestly, when else will that tag possibly be used for Jackblog-hosted discussions? While I support Sargeant Larp-lover's general freedoms, including his freedom to run his dumb mouth, I would like to petition that the label "dan sucks" be removed promptly.

Also, Sarge Sucks. Goblin dick. In the woods. And his boffer is small.

 
At 10:04 AM , Blogger the cold cowboy said...

remove the goblin phallus from your maul, sergeant, and stop abusing the tags.

 
At 4:33 PM , Blogger ayatollah assahola said...

I may suck, but it is on no goblin penis, my enemies. The object of my oral satisfaction is the tit of liberty, from which the milky goodness of free speech and thought arise.

Abusing the tags? I think not, frigid moo-fille. Instead, I say that is you who are the abuser. For I am the meek and timid wife, who must cower in the corner afraid of when that coffee pot of anger will come crashing down upon my skull, for once again I have not followed the supposed rules.

Well, Mister Big Man, hit me with your best shot. For much like Jennifer Lopez in Enough, I shall have my day and you will soon find yourself buying a ticket on the pain train whose final destination is the gun show.

And dan, it seems as if it's time for another episode in our ongoing saga, "Pejorative Comments Calling into Question the Other's Sexuality." I can clearly see that tag being used in the future. Such as when my daily search of the Boston Globe reveals your arrest for solicitation of animal prostitutes. Those poor homeless dogs of Beantown.

 
At 10:49 PM , Blogger the cold cowboy said...

suggestion #2: move this garbage to your pitiful "angerblog."

 
At 9:13 AM , Blogger totallybloated said...

clearly the bright spot to this entire exchange is somehow finding a way to refer to Jennifer Lopez in Enough.

 
At 10:45 PM , Blogger ayatollah assahola said...

"garbage." hilarious. do you realize what blog you run?

 

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