Friday, October 26, 2007

blogger profiles: an expose'

in this edition of 'blogs of glory', we deconstruct blogger profiles to guess the content of their blogs. keep in mind that all of these bloggers are "Consultants". let's begin:

    babieca
  • location: madrid, spain
  • interests: La sierra, Internet, las mujeres, los amigos, el vermouth
  • analysis: babieca, a spaniard, loves the internet, women, friends, vermouth, and either mountain ranges or saws. i'm going to go with saws. to recap: besides women and friends, which are the interests of everyone, babieca enjoys saws, awful liquor, and the internet.
  • blog guess: either utterly depressing or utterly horrifying.
  • actual blog:"el blog de babieca". for those non-spanish speakers, here is your freetranslation.com translation: "Hello, friends and friends. This it is the blog of Dolt, but I am not going to write nothing for the time being because I have opened it to be able to participate with all the characteristics technologically advanced in the blog of Tsebarantan."


    abigail
  • location: Fairytale, Dollhouse, USA.
  • about me: littlest sister, homeschooled, dishwasher unloader, baseboard cleaner, brown eyes and brown hair
  • interests: reading, playing with my dollhouse, playing outdoors, cooking, baking, and the LORD.
  • analysis: sad, tortured abigail, a modern-day "annie," lives in the oft-forgotten state of dollhouse (DH), america's 38th state, where she is forced by cruel schoolmarm step-parents to unload the dishwasher, cook, bake, clean the baseboard, and pray, daily. blog guess: mom pretends to be abigail blogging about jesus to brag to her even creepier friends about her success in raising an angel.
  • actual blog: "a wise word from a young lady". you be the judge.


    gus
  • location: Tempe, AZ.

  • about me: Male Wire Fox Terrier living in Tempe, AZ
  • interests: squirrels, walking, dingo bones, snacks, sleeping, listening to NPR, shopping
  • analysis: gus seems to have little to offer the blog world, other than perhaps political commentary gleaned from his many hours spent snacking on dingo bones while listening to Diane Rehm.
  • actual blog: "on the go with gus". again, i am correct.

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posted by the cold cowboy @ 4:11 PM

1 Comments:

At 9:44 AM , Blogger dan said...

My jealousy of the cold cowboy is unsurpassed. When I attempt aimless wanderings through the blogostuff, I never find gems like these! It's always soccer blogs in Korean or something similarly inscrutable. Damn you cowboy! How do you have your finger so neatly on the pulse of hilarious blogging?

 

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