before you open your new potter book: beware!
perennial presidential candidate and full-time fascist cult leader lyndon larouche has a warning for all you muggles out there:This past week, Germany's tabloid Bildzeitung printed some actual news. It reported a Vatican official's warning, that the British cult of "Harry Potter" is a specifically Satanic form of contemporary occultism. The reported argument to that effect stands on its own feet; to be specific, it identifies the current cult of "Harry Potter" devotees as in the same general class of pro-Satanic cults as the "Pokémon" cult."on its own feet" indeed! but there's more:
That, however, is too narrow a view of the threat which "Harry Potter" represents to both those victims who are children, and also adults who regress toward infantile states of mind on account of their own susceptibility to such expressions of the wildly irrationalist occult.dick! i think he's talking about me...
Both "Pokémon" and "Harry Potter" are fresh examples of epidemic forms of mental disease akin to the "Flagellant" cult which rampaged during Europe's Fourteenth Century "New Dark Age," and to the "witchcraft cults" which spread during Europe's Seventeenth Century, as a by-product of the Venice-directed, Habsburg-led horror of religious warfare over the 1511-1648 interval.somehow you lost me, you crazy fuck.
next time you see those poor crazy-eyed larouche youth, think of this and shed a single tear - just don't get to close. i for one will be sacrificing at least four toddlers to St. Snape the Vicious in honor of their fallen souls. And one to St. Phlegm the Viscous, just because.
posted by the cold cowboy @ 6:25 PM
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I know that when I finished the book at 3:30 AM last night, I felt like I had sacrificed myself.
i had the same sensation at 1:00 am last night when i schooled several high-ranking california state government officials out of a birthday pikachu and a pair of sneasels.
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