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if rob portman doesn't run for ohio governor against ted strickland in 2010, he will have paid a prostitute with a check sometime in between.

the former cincinnati congressman (whose seat now belongs to scrunchied skeletor jean schmidt) was one of the slickest dudes in the republican congress before being tapped for us trade rep and OMB director. word 'round the hill was he's being prepped for higher office by the bush syndicate, of which he's an old skool member.

Labels: gubernatorial dongs, mean jean, ohio

posted by the cold cowboy @ 3:25 PM