June 8th, 2007: Homercoming
Let us pray:
That Homer shalt deliver us from evil, from the basement of the NL Central, and from the humiliations we have endured so far this season,
Let us pray:
That Homer shalt know no fear, but shall hurl with much vigor the most vicious curves and four-seamed fastballs this land has yet known.
Let us pray:
That he shall have faith, that he shall place trust in his changeup and that he shall throw it frequently with much precision and much bafflement.
Let us pray:
That we shall know and witness the shaming of all adversaries, that they shall fall before the blistering heat of Homer's arsenal, and that only the cold shadows of the craven shall visit their souls in the darkness of their at-bats.
Let us pray:
That a new dawn shall come to the Queen City, and behind it, an era of baseball glory and heroism never before witnessed in the ancient halls of either league.
Let us pray.
Welcome Homer! Go Reds!
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posted by dan @ 9:38 AM
2 Comments:
cue the skyline eucharist
nice night last night. griff too.
--sammy
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