While you're busy banning your foie gras, us Southern boys know what it means to really ban something. Up on the chopping block this month: Abortions.
The article is definitely worth reading. But to sum up, if she ain't dying, she needs to take her ass to Texas or else get ready to squirt one out.
So, if you have any extra coat hangers or dustbusters, send them on down here. This Doctor of Love has some house calls to make. And for those of you keeping score at home, cockfighting looks like it's going to make it through for another year.
posted by ayatollah assahola @ 8:12 PM
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