drinking rockstar will make you immune to every disease known to humanity. milk thistle has been used to treat liver ailments for centuries. cancers, alcohol related illness, and viral(hep c) liver diseases are no match for milk thistle. if you ingest a "death cap" mushroom, chug a rockstar and you won't die. but, look out for diarrhea, stomach cramps, headache, anorexia(?), vomiting, and oh yeah, impotence. and, of course there's always the spectre of anaphylactic shock, if you're seriously allergic. eleutherococcus senticosus (siberian ginseng) won't treat illness, but may boost the immune system. it's been used to treat menopausal sypmotoms, geriatric debility, and stress. it replenishes depleted adrenal supplies faster than normal ginseng. it's also an anti-inflammatory agent. if you decide to try your hand at bathtub uranium enrichment, a handy supply of siberian ginseng can be used to treat radiation sickness. but, almost all the ingredients in rockstar will raise your blood pressure. i don't think that's news, though. chug-a-lug, fellows.
posted by lonesomeswishdog @ 9:26 PM
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