Monday, January 23, 2006

"justice for all!: born and pre-born!" (...and sperm! and pre-sperm!)

"march for life" day is the cold cowboy's favorite!.

each year i thank the heavens for all the a-holes standing on the left during my morning commute, for the hordes of screaming, irate children they bring with them to clog the rush hour trains, and for the constant barrage of pre-teen lackeys they send to congressional offices to disrupt our workdays and help us waste taxpayer money even more than we do usually.

today middle america's finest assembled on the mall to march from the capitol to the supreme court, which is conveniently located...right behind the capitol. they also came to listen to these dudes talk about how god hates abortionists (also hated: judiciary committee democrats and their homosexual puppeteers):
























strangely, none of them appear to have a vulva...but you can never be too sure. some of those "i regret my abortion" signs were being held by dudes... i think one of them had a mustache.

but this year's biggest mystery is clearly: What would Che do??:























and that's today's canvass question.

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