Here's what I hope is an entertaining story concerning a "Local Technology Expert" at the "Massachusetts Institute of Technology." This dude supposedly keeps up our network, devicery etc etc...So anyway, nothing seems to work today. Electronic order forms are busted, email is getting sent all around all over the place, shit is effed up is essentially what I'm getting at. So Local Technology Expert comes in, is informed of the many problems and ponders for a moment. When he finally speaks, thsi is what we, the unknowing peons, get for our trouble:
"Well, you know what? There's a traffic light downtown that's not on. I don't mean flashing or anything, it's just not on. What can I say? It snowed."
What!?!
p.s. What's with all the Pats hatred? The way I see it, they did Big Ben a favor. If the kid had won his first 18 games in a row and finished with a superbowl victory, where the hell do you go next year? The Pats just gave the kid something to shoot for during his sophomore slump. They've also exposed that they are, without a doubt, the greatest team in the AFC. So all you whiners can can go cry a river full of soft lapping waves to quietly rock the citizens of Pissburgh and Indiancrapolis to sleep.
See you fucks in Jacksonville!
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posted by dan @ 1:43 PM
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