"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin!"
posted by sean @ 3:47 AM
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