lickety jackblog

dear friends:
i estimate that the viewers of lickety jackblog range in number from two to four, including its authors. that said, friends of the jackblog are cordially invited to take full part in the jackblog festivities. simply send me a mailin' at webmaster@jackbarn.net and you'll be authorized to post as well anytime you like.*

i would like to clear up a few erroneous postings by a certain colleague in recent days:

yes, i did run into one michael jackson just outside my office no more than ten days ago. he gave me a spirited wave with his gloved hand, and i spiritedly returned the gesture. he was not veiled. he was wearing a circa 1800 admiral's uniform in rayburn house office building. i did fall out of favor with my boss, who had tapped me to acquire his autograph in the biographical book bearing his visage entitled "Freak". i did appear in a digital photograph holding said book with a republican staffer who had created a spur-of-the-moment "we love you michael" sign out of office paper, complete with pink hearts. in conclusion, i would simply add that a rendezvous of this caliber is worthy of note, and i suggest that those who feel threatened might be suffering from a galactic case of jacko-envy. end transmission.

(*this offer may not apply to todd nadenichek.)

posted by the cold cowboy @ 6:06 PM